We have free* cookies...help yourself. -holds out tray of delicious looking cookies, the fresh baked smell wafting off of them like the perfume of the Gods-
Come stay awhile, play awhile, and don't forget to smile! No, really, make sure you smile. This is being filmed, and if you make faces we have to start all over. Film crews are expensive, you know! Time is money! Money is time! I can travel backwards in time because my bank account is negative. Bet you didn't know about that trick, now did you?
*free in exchange for your soul. You don't need that anyways. Can you eat your soul? No, I didn't think so.
Dude...why can't I submit arts 'n stuffs? I went to the submit page and half of the page is missing on the left side, no scroll bar, and there is NO submit button...anywhere.
I even checked on a different computer (I'm at the public library right now) and...it is exactly the same on both computers.
Is it just me? Or is it SA? I'm so confuzzled... :(
I've been gone so long...I just want to submit one poem...is that so wrong? T_T -dramatic hand to the forehead-